Aries - you remind me of walking through a field of tall grass when the summer sun sets. i am allergic to grass and a lot of bugs are out and biting my legs and i hate this.
Taurus - you are a piping hot cup of coffee. you burn my tongue and i am sensitive to caffeine. you make me panic.
“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”
Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all